Welcome to the Whitechapel Revue. Let's face it. The internet has become an absolute quagmire. It is peopled with self-absorbed individuals who have taken all humanity's strides in technology and utilized them to the fullest solely for the sake of self promotion, consequence free indulgence, and greed. The landscape of this world is dotted with people so terrible they cause one to avert the eye, lifestyle choices so surreal and shocking that it leaves the naive and traditional quaking with fear, and in the every shadowy corner you will find representatives of the most titillating and horrific sexual fetishes.
It can't be stopped. The human mind has expanded faster than America's waistline, and each attempt to control it results in an even stronger wave of reactions against it. That's right, bitches. Taking a cue from MRSA, evil has gone drug resistant!
So why fight it? Why not just sit back, put in your ball gag, and enjoy the ride? Here, at Whitechapel Revue, we aren't going to try and redeem anything- we're just doing what we all do and desire to do, but we're honest about it! So, lace up your corsets, load up your firearms, and get that goat's blood in a Thermos for the trip- the Whitechapel Revue is about to start!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
And can I just tell you, dear, I am so looking forward to it.
ReplyDelete